Consider donating any amount of money to me, so that I can buy this little guy a kitten friend!

All he does is pester my room mate’s older cat. Seems a little unfair to him.

prz? I’ll draw you a picture, take a dirty photo of myself, whatever you’d like, just about!

[You might not want a dirty photo though. = x =]

Also, don’t worry. I’ll have the money to take care of him/her. I just need the initial $95 adoption fee.

Better yet, I would be adopting from the Animal Protection League [APL]! You’d be saving a kitty, in a way. ; v ; <3

Thank you for even considering. I’m sure this is a lost cause but.. even a $1 would help.. Ehe.

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ARE YOU ALL SERIOUSLY NOT NOTICING HOW FUCKING PHOTOSHOPPED THIS IS? FUCKING CHRIST.

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thegestianpoet:

i just went for a run in my neighborhood

as i have done most nights for the past week or two

and tonight i ran past a woman walking her dog and i thought the dog was pooping 

AND FOR SOME INSANELY STUPID REASON I DECIDED TO TELL HER “IT’S OK” THAT HER DOG WAS POOPING AS I RAN BY

only I had just done hills and was really out of breath 

so I’M PRETTY SURE it came out as 

“IT’S OK IF YOU POOP”

LIKE THIS

I TOLD A WOMAN IT WAS OK FOR HER TO POOP AND THEN RAN AWAY FROM HER

HOW DO I REMAIN IN THIS UNIVERSE 

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